YOUR MUM

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Your mom is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face.
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Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion
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Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born!
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so gay, no he's just gay.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom would be horribly upset if she knew that you are wasting your life talking about her.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's breath smells so bad she the reason people grow old and die.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom went to prom with Merv the Perv.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so gay, no he's just gay.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!
a L アルビン says:
Your Mom was good last night and I left her money under the pillow.
a L アルビン says:
Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she drove on the driveway and parked on the parkway.
a L アルビン says:
Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her.