Tuesday, January 20, 2009

YOUR MUM

a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face.
a L アルビン says:
Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom was 35 when Jesus was born!
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so gay, no he's just gay.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom would be horribly upset if she knew that you are wasting your life talking about her.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's breath smells so bad she the reason people grow old and die.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that a parental control was an abortion
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she thought that MySpace was a sexual position.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom went to prom with Merv the Perv.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so gay, no he's just gay.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw peanuts at her!
a L アルビン says:
Your Mom was good last night and I left her money under the pillow.
a L アルビン says:
Your momma has eleven fingers and fifteen toes, and still can't count to twenty-six.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so stupid she drove on the driveway and parked on the parkway.
a L アルビン says:
Your Mom thought you were an exceptionally large crap.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom's so ugly that when she stands on the beach the tide wont come in.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, the astronauts keep believing there is a dimple on the Earth.
a L アルビン says:
Your mom is so fat, that your dad rolled over three times and he was still on top of her.

Monday, January 19, 2009

HI

helllo peeps. welcome to this blog where i will password code it in the future only. members will be allowed to see. HAHAHA for starters lookie here. =)

hahaha. inside joke